When you turn good, whatever you’re wearing turns brighter and more saturated. It’s just the way it is.

Just two comics left to go, and Ethan’s going to pick things back up.

The action’s not over with. Next week, we learn of the other functions of the Axe Cop Swinger™ 2008.

KIDS’ QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Charlotte: “I have cocks!”
Mommy: “Excuse me?”
Charlotte: “Cocks!  That’s short for comfy socks!”
-Charlotte, 9 years old

Amelia’s drawing me a picture of Dracula.
“I drawed the cape for evil.”
                                        -Amelia, 5 years old